Would you like some ground roasted peanuts and grape juice?
How about some high fructose corn syrup and corn syrup?
Well, if there’s no way around it …
What’s that now? A part of glucose found in honey and fruits? Why didn’t you say so?
What about some delicious vegetable monoglycerides from palm oil?
Pectin. Salt. Citric acid.
Sigh, why not.
Potassium sorbate (preservative). Sodium citrate.
Well, that hardly seems necessary.
You know what? No, I don’t think I will have a Goober peanut butter and jelly sandwich.